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: Kei : Crow Totem : Aquarius :
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You have my respect and trust until the time you lose it, then it will be damn near impossible to get it back and you'll wish you had it back.
I prefer the company of animals and nature, and a few select people, to the population in general.
Queer Pride and Feminism are about equality and human rights, not the superiority of anyone.
I am assexual. I identify as gender neutral/fluid and queer. I have some pretty crazy kinks, like whoa.
I have tattoos and piercings and plan to get more. I'm not in shape and I have some serious body image issues.
I have arachniphobia and trypophobia like crazy and my hate for pickles is boundless.
I believe in the spiritual but not in god.
Ask me questions or something.
Posts I Like

lilgideonsbighouse:

hand that rocks the mabel deleted scenes

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actionables:

I did a thing.

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lumos5001:

skyfallat221b:

pincho32:

lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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When the way they say the line is completely wrong

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and the HP fandom never forgave and it never forgot

(via bernardbernieburns)

ellendegeneres:

Breaking News! 

sodomymcscurvylegs:

bootlegprecious:

versacekardashian:

toyota:

toyota:

Remember that time Laura Bozzo was talking to the ashes of this woman’s husband

& then the husband was not really dead, Laura brought him to the show & the younger girl (his other wife) fainted & then he said that he was in a car crash & had lost his memory so he didn’t remember any of the two women in the set. BUT THEN Laura told everyone that he was lying & he was not in a car crash & that he had not lost his memory. she said that he had sold his truck & gave the money to another wife he had ( a third family) and then she proceeded to show the video tape of him with his 3rd wife



You can’t make this shit up, it’s glorious.

Spanish T.V. is on another level.

sodomymcscurvylegs:

bootlegprecious:

versacekardashian:

toyota:

toyota:

Remember that time Laura Bozzo was talking to the ashes of this woman’s husband

& then the husband was not really dead, Laura brought him to the show & the younger girl (his other wife) fainted & then he said that he was in a car crash & had lost his memory so he didn’t remember any of the two women in the set. BUT THEN Laura told everyone that he was lying & he was not in a car crash & that he had not lost his memory. she said that he had sold his truck & gave the money to another wife he had ( a third family) and then she proceeded to show the video tape of him with his 3rd wife

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You can’t make this shit up, it’s glorious.

Spanish T.V. is on another level.

(via thecrownedheart)

georgetakei:

Here’s a little clip of what to expect, now that MS bought Minecraft.

Source: Nerdgasm

I will literally make you dinner and fuck you, if you come clean my house.

fairymerboy:

Destiny’s Child — Say My Name

Choreo by Koharu Sugawara

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parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

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hi-nu-roly:

shady-brain-farm:

So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.

oh dear god

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